"My skin has turned from porcelain, to ivory, to steel."-George R. R. Martin (via onlinebabe)
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
This is a collage I made for my best friend Ryan for his birthday, all the choice pictures throughout our 5-6 year relationship of mutual abuse and alcoholism. Managed to get an hours chat today, since he’s been somewhere near Russia working, has been way too long! Can’t wait til he’d back on UK soil so we can once more wreck havoc upon england and I can once more become the best of all wingmen.
I only have wine, when I’d rather have whiskey. I have an e cigarette when I need an actual ciagrette.
But I do have Girlschool.
Girlschool makes up for lacking in all else.
Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.
May actually pick my guitar up for a bit and do what I've been saying for ages and get back to practising regularly!
In the meantime, suggestions for occupying my time are welcome!
If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of
understanding truth and beauty.
- Japanese Proverb
We haven’t had any tea for a week.
The bottom is out of the Universe.
- Rudyard Kipling
Exhibition at Leica Gallery, Salzburg, Austria
Opening August 8, 2014
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce